Hello Celebritys

I came across these lists online and thought they were kind of funny (and true in some regards) so I thought I would share them with you.


May I present to you 20 Reasons Why It's Great to Be a Guy and 20 Reasons Why It's Great to Be a Woman. . .followed by some differences between guys and girls. :)

1. Phone conversations are over in 60 seconds flat.
2. Your bathroom lines are 80% shorter.
3. You can go to the bathroom without a support group.
4. You needn't pretend you're "freshening up" to go to the bathroom.
5. You can open all your own jars.
6. Wedding plans take care of themselves.
7. Wedding Dress $2000; Tux rental $100.
8. Your last name stays put.
9. You can be showered and ready in 10 minutes.
10. If someone forgets to invite you to something, he or she can still be your friend.
11. You don't have to shave below your neck.
12. You can watch a game in silence with your buddy for hours without even thinking "He must be mad at me"
13. Gray hair and wrinkles add character.
14. If you retain water, it's in a canteen.
15. The remote is yours and yours alone.
16. You can drop by to see a friend without bringing a little gift.
17. If another guy shows up at the party in the same outfit, you might become lifelong buddies.
18. Your pals can be trusted never to trap you with: "So... notice anything different?"
19. You don't have to remember everyone's birthdays and anniversaries.
20. You think the idea of punting a small dog is funny.

1. You get out of speeding tickets by crying
2. You can marry rich and then not have to work
3. Your conversations generally consist of more than just "uh huh, yep, ok, then bye"
4. You never have to pay when you go out on dates
5. You pout better (those puppy dog eyes always work!)
6. You always have food in the fridge
7. You don't worry about losing your hair
8. You get candy, flowers and jewelery all the time cuz men mess up so often
9. The remote control is not an extension of yourself
10. You are cleaner
11. You get better tips
12. You have mastered civilized eating - You don't embarass your friends or make loud bodily noises in public
13. You don’t have excessive amounts of body hair
14. You smell better
15. You are less likely to be a serial killers, thief, or rapists…
16. …and if you are, you do less time for violent crime
17. You dont get the humor in the Three Stooges
18. You have better fashion sense
19. When women are short, your petite, when men are short… they're just short
20. An ugly woman can use makeup and get a new hairdo to become presentable - ugly men… are just ugly