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Sunday, February 27, 2011

 DALAM perjalanan kereta Parahyangan dari Gambir ke Bandung , duduk berhadapan 4 orang penumpang :

* Satu nenek

* Satu mahasiswi cantik

* Satu mahasiswa laki-laki

* Satu tentara

Mereka tidak saling mengenal satu dengan yang lainnya. Perjalanan nyaman2 saja, ketika masuk ke terowongan tiba2 lampu mendadak mati pula.
Gelap gulita. Tiba-tiba terdengar suara kecupan yang keras...Cap, cip, cup!.

Namun segera diikuti satu suara tamparan yang tidak kalah kerasnya...

Plak, Plek, plak, Gedubrak!!! Ketika terowongan itu akhirnya terlewati, keempat penumpang itu saling bengong dan saling memandang,
dan masing2 berkata didalam hati.

Sang nenek dalam hati: "Dasar anak mahasiswa muda, mentang-mentang tempat gelap langsung aja cium mahasiswi cantik itu. Rasain loe kena gaplok" !!!

Si Mahasiswi cantik dalam hatinya: "Biar rasa loe !!! gelap-gelap asal cium, kena deh loe cium nenek itu, dan kena gaplokan juga lagi.! hihihi..

Si tentara dalam hati: "Busyet dah, enak bener tuh mahasiswa. Dia yang nyium cewek, eh gua yang kena gaplok... #$%$ "!!


Si mahasiswa laki itu berkata dalam hati : "He.. he.. mumpung gelap, tadi gua cium aja tangan gua sendiri, dan gua gaplok sekalian itu tentara belagu. Kapan lagi mahasiswa bisa gampar tentara" !!!...

 Singer-composer Adnan Sami is none too pleased by attempts in the Pakistani media to club his case with that of Pakistani singer Rahat Nusrat Fateh Ali Khan who was arrested in Delhi airport earlier this month for carrying undeclared foreign currency.
Attempts have been made by the Pakistani media to get in touch with Adnan and his family in Pakistan and India.
Says Adnan angrily: ‘I don’t know why the Pakistani media is bringing my name up in Rahat’s context. I am doing just fine.’
‘Yes, I’m in a spot of trouble with the government over a foreign exchange issue. But you can’t compare my problem with Rahat’s. I had done everything according to official instruction. It was the authorities who did not read the fine print,’ he adds.
Rahat Fateh Ali Khan was arrested at the Delhi airport Feb 13 for carrying undeclared foreign currency. He has since been released and returned to his country.
Adnan sidesteps the strong rumours that he is under renewed threat from a regional political party to leave India.
‘There will be the party-poopers in every situation. You can’t run away and hide just because some people want to get rid of you. Let me make it very clear that Mumbai is my city. This is where I now belong. And no one can drive me out,’ he said.
Reacting to rumours that he still maintains a Pakistani passport, Adnan sighs: ‘My application for an Indian passport has almost come through. I’ll soon be an Indian citizen.’
‘Until then, yes, I do hold a Pakistani passport. Does that make me a Pakistani? We’ve an example of a very important and beloved leader (Sonia Gandhi) coming from Italy,’ he adds.
‘How Italian would you consider this beloved leader who is dedicated to Indian politics? Nationality is a state of mind. I am Indian. I dare anyone to prove otherwise,’ he says.

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