I am a TOTAL twilight fan to the MAX! (Team Edward!) but this is just too hilarious to not share...
Some of my favorite lines: -"Edward was a man with a savy hook, my wife took a bite of the bait and now she never cooks" -"Now all she want's is the vampire life" -"I wanna live forever, convert me know!" -"Refuses to sleep, reads her books all night" -"She's got the hots for teenage boys, and she thinks its alright"
Haha, how freaking funny is this?
(I guess it makes it more funny that I am not a mom or wife...TOTALLY NOT dissing any mom out there, I would be a twilight mom too!)
