Hello Celebritys

Your friends start having babies on purpose! A friend of mine told me the other day that is his wife was pregnant, and I had to pause for a second.

I am only 24, so up to this point I really only had friends having children by mistake.

Usually my response would be, “Damn dude, I’m sorry about that” or “Are yall going to keep it?” But I caught myself and said “congratulations” instead. They actually wanted to have a kid, so a “damn” response probably wouldn’t fit there…