Hello Celebritys

Does anyone have 900 plus dollars that they want to loan me for a root canal? No? No one?!

So after visiting with my older, but extremely attractive none the less, dentist, he informed me that I will have to get a root canal, on my tooth that would be around 900 plus dollars and then eventually, I will need a cap and a couple other things, resulting in a bill around 2,700...

When he said that, I swear I about shit my pants... What came out of my mouth was word vomit, and I said "Are you fucking kidding me?" I think he was surprised to hear me say the F word, and I was a little surprised at myself that it came out, but honestly... I am not on insurance, and I'm pretty sure, I don't have 2,700 stashed away that I can just whip out and pay for all this... Oh and on top of it, he "strongly suggest" I get my molar tooth that is back there pulled as well.

Needless to say, I think I have two options:

Option 1: Drug Dealer

Pro's: Money
Con's: If caught, the results might be life in prison

Option 2: "Adult Entertainer"

Pro's: Money
Con's: Well let just face it, there are more con's than pro's.

Needless to say, none of the options are appealing...Maybe, I could rob a bank??

I hope you all had a better morning... Tell me, what did you do?

p.s. OBVIOUSLY this post should be read with a spoon of sarcasm...